If i was leaner, thinner
muscles bulging all over
Biceps, Triceps, abdominal muscles
in perfectly fit clothes
If i was prim, formal
welbred
with a bow-tie, classy shoes
mouth vomiting foreign accent
if i was rich and able
i could buy you
your happiness
If i was stylish, fashionable
you can easily display
like an earring or a dress
If i was normal, conventional
Who could always say yes
and follow you like a dog
you can always drag
If i was easy, smooth
So i could agree with all of your friends
And talk to you about relations
im always confused
If i was organized, arranged
without stain
pure
Like a prince
in your favorite films
If i was more sophisticated
and knew all the things in this world
if i was able to take you there
If i was clean
well shaven
without a trace of fat and sin
I could be more of a Lover.